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MEME WARS · LIVE COVERAGE

Cockroach vs Everything

Fictional battles, real laughs. Pick a side. Spread the memes. May the best species win.

Cockroach Janata Partyvs Mosquito Coalition

Buzz-off bill stalled in Roach Sabha

CJP accuses Mosquito Coalition of disturbing sleep without consent. Mosquito MPs reply: 'we only suck a little'.

Live score · CJP 7 – 2 Mosquito
Cockroach Janata Partyvs HIT Spray Brigade

Chemical warfare disguised as 'pest control'

Roach Army deploys nationwide #NoSprayDay. HIT spokesperson says the spray is 'organic' — proof not provided.

Live score · CJP 9 – 1 HIT
Cockroach Janata Partyvs Lizard Workers' Union

Wall reservation talks reach 'historic compromise'

CJP and Lizards announce a 60-40 wall-share deal. Geckos protest demanding ceiling rights too.

Live score · CJP 5 – 4 Lizards
Hostel Survivor Unionvs Mess Aunty Front

Midnight Maggi rights movement gains momentum

HSU files PIL demanding 24x7 Maggi. Mess Aunties counter with 'no gas after 10' policy.

Live score · HSU 6 – 3 Mess

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