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COCKROACH ELECTION 2026

If Cockroaches Ruled India

A 100% fictional, 200% funnier government. Browse the official campaign, the shadow cabinet, scheduled rallies and our most ambitious manifesto promises.

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Manifesto Promises

6 promises. 0 intentions of keeping any.

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Free midnight Maggi

Every hostel mess will serve 2-min Maggi at 2 AM, by law.

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Ban HIT spray

All anti-roach chemicals declared chemical warfare. Replaced with rose water.

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Tubelight Rights Act

No tubelight can be switched off before 3 AM during exam season.

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PG WiFi guarantee

Constitutional right to 100 Mbps WiFi in every PG, hostel and fridge.

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Lizard Reservation

10% reservation for lizards in walls. Strict no-bullying policy.

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Universal fridge access

Every Indian guaranteed leftover access between 11 PM and 4 AM.

Shadow Cabinet

Meet the Fake Cabinet

Chief Roach

Roach-ji Maharaj

Survival & Vibes

Meme Minister

Pappu Cockroach

Information & Reels

Maggi Minister

Saroj Tilachatta

Food, Hostel & PG Affairs

Tubelight Minister

Tubey Sharma

Electricity & Late Nights

Anti-HIT Minister

Dabba Khan

Health & Pest Defence

Fridge Minister

Cooler Bai

Leftovers & Cold Storage

Upcoming Fake Rallies

Rally Schedule

Hostel Block C, Delhi

Every Saturday 11:59 PM

47 lakh roaches (claimed)

Boys PG, Bengaluru

Mess closing time

12 lakh + 3 lizards

IIT Kanpur Kitchen

Pre-exam panic week

Standing room only

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