Satire notice: CJP is a youth meme and parody community — not an official political party or government body.

Manifesto · Edition v6.9

CJP Youth Satire Manifesto

Funny in tone. Serious about issues. Peaceful by principle. Read it online or download the PDF.

Cockroach Janata Party

Manifesto for a Better Bharat

For the generation that survived JEE, NEET, UPSC, placement season and the metro line.

Preamble

We, the digital workers of the Cockroach Janata Party, in order to form a slightly more tolerable youth experience, establish transparency, promote civic literacy, and secure free Wi-Fi to ourselves and our hostel-mates, do hereby adopt this Manifesto. It is written with humour, but the issues are real. We are not a real political party. We are a community using satire to make youth issues impossible to ignore.

§01

Jobs & skill pressure

§02

Exam stress

§03

Hostel & city survival

§04

Inflation & rent

§05

Digital freedom

§06

Transparency & accountability

§07

Corruption (the funny kind we still hate)

§08

Civic awareness

§09

Public accountability

§10

Peaceful dissent & youth voice

The full text of all 10 sections is in the downloadable PDF.

Our promise

We will never promote hate, fake news or personal attacks. We will critique systems, not communities. We will laugh at power, never at the powerless. And we will keep the cockroach alive — because if a roach can survive a nuclear winter, Indian youth can survive another fee hike.

Zinda hai. Zinda rahega.